I have no cell phone. Yes I can just imagine your face right now. It will probably be about similar to the ones I have gotten fact-to-face when I tell them that I have no phone. It's just like declaring yourself a vegetarian. The expression is something between shock and being dumbfounded. As if this mortal willingly decided to abstain from one of the great pleasures in life - whether either eating meat (Fleisch as the Germans and Dutch like to call it - which you know sounds more appropriate but gruesome) or having a cellphone.

Which then leads me to ponder can live really exist before cellphones? Well if our parents lived most their lives without this handy dandy instrument then why not? When I came back from abroad, my phone wasn't at the same frequency as in North America - and since then have never found a good reason to get a new cell phone. And why not? Surely, this women would now attest to my predicament. A godsend but also major distraction in the form of a pocket sized trouble making device. Like a fb on demand. I've gone roughly a month without a cell and counting. No harm yet. Time will tell. But atleast I won't be crashing into any water fountains.